Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
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I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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