Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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