Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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