Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize