I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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