i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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