ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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