did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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