we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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