Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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