last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Couch. On fire.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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