he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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