It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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