My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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