If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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