There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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