He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
