He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just gargled with NyQuil
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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