last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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