Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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