He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wish I only lived at night.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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