D3 body, D1 cock
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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