You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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