I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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