i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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