i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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