Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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