you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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