yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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