They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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