It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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