we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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