just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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