how can u be prego again
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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