remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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