they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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