Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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