If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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