I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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