The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Randomize
