I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i just google imaged poop.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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