I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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