YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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