okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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