Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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