...so i touched it.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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