Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
