so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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