This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize
