I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
