I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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