The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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